Lyle Lovett 1987
Chorus:
And if I had a boat I’d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat
If I were Roy Rogers I’d sure enough be single
I couldn’t bring myself to marrying an old Dale
Well, it’d just be me and Trigger We’d go riding through them movies
Then we’d buy a boat and on the sea we’d sail
The mystery masked man was smart He got himself a Tonto
‘Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter And one day said kemo sabe
Well, kiss my ass, I bought a boat I’m going out to sea
And if I were like lightning I wouldn’t need no sneakers
I’d come and go wherever I would please
And I’d scare ’em by the shade tree And I’d scare ’em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea