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Nicole Singer: "A summer camp song learned from land friends, with some lyrics rewritten with my shipmates aboard the schooner Mystic Whaler. When you know only part of a song and need to finish singing it without internet access, you make up the next verses. As a result, the food theme takes a distinct maritime turn." A web page from Ohio State University attributes the song to an unknown author from that college's Men's Glee Club, in the 1890s, with different verses but a similar format.
Nicole Singer: https://nicolesinger.bandcamp.com/track/good-peanuts
He who shall have any good peanuts
And giveth his neighbor none
He shan’t have any of my good peanuts
When his good peanuts are gone
Chorus:
Oh won’t it be joyful, joyful, joyful
Oh won’t it be joyful when his [soft sweet soda crackers and his] good peanuts are gone
Soft sweet soda crackers
Rich ripe round strawberry shortcake
Guaranteed to be heard over one mile of water for small power boats, sixty-five feet or shorter…horn
Carhartt 100% cotton guaranteed not to rip or tear double-fronted triple-stitched flannel-lined pants