Heywood Banks 2006
The 62 ft tall statue called King of Kings cost the megachurch $250k in 2004 and was struck by lightning in 2010, which destroyed it. A slightly smaller statue with a different design replaced it in 2012.
Heywood Banks: Big Butter (With new last verse)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF8_rZnwLA
In southern Ohio, Just north of Cincinnati I beheld a vision Next to the expressway Was a 60-foot Jesus With his hands in the air Looked like he’s carved out of butter Just like at the state fair Chorus Big butter Jesus, Sweet cream Jesus O Country-Fresh Jesus, Unsalted Jesus O Promise Jesus, Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Oleo Lord Well you see him from his chest up Like he’s about to do a backflip Or maybe scored a touchdown Or maybe melting or about to drown You know I been to the state fair Seen a calf made out of golden corn Stephen Hawking out of string cheese And the virgin out of olives Shipped in pieces on a flatbed Staring backwards was his big head Drivers stuck in traffic backups Desperately avoiding eye contact Well don’t you make no graven images I think it’s one of the ten commandments I hope the grading curve is kindly You get into heaven with a ninety