The Queen of Argyll

Andy M. Stewart 

Gentlemen it is me duty To inform you of one beauty
Though I’d ask of you a favour Not to seek her for a while
Though I own she is a creature Of character and feature
No words can paint the picture Of the Queen of all Argyll

Chorus:
And if you could have seen her there
Boys, if you had just been there
The swan was in her movements
And the morning in her smile
All the roses in the garden
They bow and ask her pardon
For not one could match the beauty
Of the Queen of all Argyll

On the evening that I mentioned I passed with light intention
Through a part of our dear country Known for beauty and for style
Bein’ the place of noble thinkers Of scholars and great drinkers
But above them all for splendour Shone the Queen of all Argyll

So my lads I needs must leave you My intentions no’ to grieve you
Nor indeed would I deceive you Oh I’ll see you in a while
I must find some way to gain her To court her and attain her
I fear my heart’s in danger From the Queen of all Argyll 

The Ramblin’ Rover

Andy M. Stewart 

Chorus:
Oh, there’re sober men aplenty And drunkards barely twenty
There are men of over ninety That have never yet kissed a girl
But give me a ramblin’ rover Frae Orkney down to Dover
We will roam the country over And together we’ll face the world

I’ve roamed through all the nations In delight of all creations
And enjoyed a wee sensation Where the company, it was kind
And when partin’ was no pleasure I’ve drunk another measure
To the good friends that we treasure For they always are in our mind

There’s many that feign enjoyment From merciless employment
Their ambition was this deployment From the minute they left the school
And they save and scrape and ponder While the rest go out and squander
See the world and rove and wander And are happier as a rule

If you’re bent wi’ arthiritis Your bowels have got Colitis You’ve gallopin’ bollockitis
And you’re thinkin’ it’s time you died If you been a man o’ action
Though you’re lying there in traction You will get some satisfaction
Thinkin’, “Jesus, at least I tried.” 

The Return

Archie Fisher 2001

When Fisher died in 2025, Amy Davenport told Thank Goodnes It's Folk about meeting him at a festival and upon hearing her sing in a pub and learning that she sang Witch of the West-mer-lands, he told her he'd written a sequel and would love her help bringing it into the world. They exchanged emails for the finishing touches of the song.

Amy Davenport: https://gavinandamydavenport.bandcamp.com/track/the-return

Long was the hour for the valiant knight That would ne’er be sick or slain.
Lonely the bower in the candlelight With neither kith nor kin.
Stormclouds over the full moon raced As he swung to the dapple grey.
And man and horse to the westward faced On the eve of an All-Saints Day.

And lo, ‘neath the long green grassy mound Lie the bones of his noble steed.
Gone to their graves are his brindled hounds, That were never matched for speed.
Freed to the wind were his grey hawk’s wings, Never to be seen again.
Lost were the songs that the young men sing As they ride o’er the plain.

The rowan shield burned on his breast As the old man rode again.
Over the rocky kirkstan crest In the howling wind and rain.
Weary the step of his garron’s stride As they slowly wended down
To the banks of the winding waterside All under a paley moon

Cold was the crack of the raven’s cry That echoed from the fell.
Fierce were the flames of the morning sky As the burning gates of Hell.
Over his breast on the mantle white The rowan shield burned red.
And, there in the rays of the dawning light, The berries burst and bled.

“Oh, where is your hawk and your brindled hounds?” Came the screeching houlet’s call.
“Gone to the dank and the wormy ground, That will ay consume us all.
Where is the maid of the jet black mare who held me fast in sleep?”
“Under the long dark winding mere, She rests in the watery deep.”

He’s laid his hand on his hunting horn And, with his dying breath,
Has blown a blast to the blazing morn That would route the Angel of Death.
High in the cusp of the starry night He heard his grey hawk mew.
As out of the mist came morning light, His ghostly grey hounds flew.

He has gathered a snatch of the goldenrod All withered in the wood
And scattered it over the water’s brim Where his ghostly greyhounds stood.
Flecked was the coat of the lithe black mare That rose from the watery deep.
White were the locks of the maiden’s hair, And her brown eyes heavy with sleep.

“Waily, waily my noble lord, Who wakes me from my rest.
There’s none can heal the wounds of time That lie bloody on your breast.
Climb from your silvered saddle down And swing to my back astride.
Gather your hawk and your brindled hounds And together we will ride.”

His saddlecloth was the velvet blue Trimmed round with a silver chain.
He’s kissed her pale lips aince and twice, Aye, and three times round again.
And over the lake with his hounds at heel And his good grey hawk in hand,
Rode the knight of the blood-red rowan shield And the witch of the West-mer-land. 

The Robert Whitworth

Neil & Ros Kimber 2001

Captain Gibson hear our plea
Six men’s lives are in peril at sea
Send the boats oh, send the boats
The Whitby Visitor is no more

Chorus 1:
Shovel the snow lads, seven feet tall
Hooves a’pounding, clear and haul
Clear and haul lads, clear and haul
Hooves a’pounding, clear and haul

Coxswain shouted, “Can’t you see
We could never clear that sea
Boats not for sailing, not today.”
But six men’s lives we shall yet save

Grab the shovels, seas of snow
Through blizzards drift we shall go
O’er the moors boys, o’er the moors
At Robin Hood’s Bay we’ll launch there

Harness fastened leathers tight
Ne’er anyone had seen such sight
Steady up boys, steady up
Mighty beasts haul the load

Hundreds fight the snow that day
More horses harnessed on the way
Twixt cozy homes with fires that glow
But pounding seas still lay ahead

Chorus 2:
Pull the oars lads, seven feet tall
Waves a’pounding, heave and haul
Heave and haul lads, heave and haul
Waves a’pounding, clear and haul

Exhausted men can barley stand
But the Robert Whitworth will be manned
Oars all smashed and steering broke
With salty tears they head for shore

We’ll try again we shall not fail
Eighteen men shall fight the gale
Hours passed men hauled aboard
White horses crashing to the bay

Such a journey ne’er forget
Inner strength will save men yet
Fight nature’s forces for precious life
Lifeboat men to you I praise 

The Rocky Road to Dublin

D. K. Gavan <1859

In the merry month of May from my home I started
Left the girls of Tuam nearly broken-hearted
Saluted Father dear, kissed my darlin’ Mother
Drank a pint of beer my grief and tears to smother
Then off to reap the corn, and leave where I was born
I cut a stout blackthorn to banish ghost and goblin,
In a bran’new pair of brogues I rattled o’er the bogs
And frightened all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin

Chorus:
One, two, three, four five, hunt the hare and turn her
Down the rocky roaad, and all the ways to Dublin
Whack fol-lol-de-ra

In Mullingar that night I rested limbs so weary,
Started by daylight next morning light and airy,
Took a drop of the pure, to keep my heart from sinking,
That’s an frishman’s cure, whene’er he’s on for drinking,
To see the lasses smile, laughing all the while,
At my curious style, ‘twould set your heart a-bubbling,
They ax’d if I was hired, the wages I required,
Till I was almost tired of the rocky road to Dublin.

In Dublin next arrived, I thought it such a pity,
To be so soon deprived a view of that fine city,
Then I took a stroll out among the quality,
My bundle it was stole in a neat locality;
Something crossed my mind, then I looked behind,
No bundle could I find upon me stick a-wobblin’,
Enquiring for the rogue, they said my Connaught brogue
Wasn’t much in vogue on the rocky road to Dublin.

From there I got away my spirits never failing,
Landed on the quay as the ship was sailing,
Captain at me roared, said that no room had he,
When I jumped aboard, a cabin found for Paddy
Down among the pigs, I played some funny rigs
Danced some hearty jigs, the water round me bubblin’
When off to Holyhead I wished myself was dead,
Or better far, instead, on the rocky road to Dublin.

The bovs of Liverpool, when we safely landed,
Called myself a fool, I could no longer stand it;
Blood began to boil, temper I was losin’
Poor old Erin’s isle they began abusin’
“Hurrah my soul!” sez I, my shillelagh I let fly,
Some Galway boys were by, saw I was a hobblin’,
Then with a loud Hurrah, they joined in the affray,
We quickly cleared the way, for the rocky road to Dublin. 

The Rolling Mills of New Jersey

John Roberts & Tony Barrand 1983

Golden Hind Music says: "We admit to responsibility for The Rolling Mills of New Jersey. Matt McGinn wrote The Rolling Hills of the Border. This is not that."

Chorus:
When I die, bury me low
Where I can hear the petroleum flow
A sweeter sound, I never did know
The rolling mills of New Jersey

Down in Trenton, there is a bar
The bums, they come from near and from far
They come by truck, they come by car
The lousy bums of New Jersey

Down in Hoboken, there will be
Trash as far as the eye can see
There’s trash for you, there’s trash for me
The garbage dumps of New Jersey

When at last, I decided to roam,
Far away from my home in Bayonne
I sat down, and wrote this poem
I wrote an ode to New Jersey

The Scarecrow

Lal & Mike Waterson 1971

As I walked out one summer’s morn,
I saw a scarecrow tied to a pole in a field of corn.
His coat was black, his head was bare,
And as the wind shook him the crows took into the air.

Chorus 1:
Ah, but you’d lay me down and love me,
Ah, but you’d lay me down and love me if you could.
He’s only a bag of rags in an overall
That the wind sways so the crows fly away and the corn can grow tall.

As I walked out one winter’s day,
I saw an old man tied to a pole in a field of clay.
His coat was gone, his head hung low,
Until the wind flung it up to look, wrung its neck and let it go.

Chorus 2:
How could you lay me down and love me?
How could you lay me down and love me now?
For you’re only a bag of rags in an overall
That the wind blows and the kids throw stones at the thing on the pole.

As I walked out one fine spring day,
I saw twelve jolly dons dressed up in blue and gold so gay.
And to a pole they tied a man new born,
And then the all sang, and the bells rung, as they sowed the corn.

Chorus 3:
Now you can lay me down and love me,
Now you can lay me down and love me if you will.
You’re only a bag of rags in an overall
But the wind blew and the sun shone too and you in the corn stood tall. 

The Seeds of Love

trad 

Nancy Kerr assembled this version from "less well-known versions of this archetypal gardener-as-lover song, based around a melody collected by Ella Mary Leather in Weobley, Herefordshire."

The Melrose Quartet: https://melrosequartet.bandcamp.com/track/the-seeds-of-love

I sowed the seeds of love It was all in the spring
In April May and in June likewise
While small birds they do sing (x2)

My garden was planted well With flowers everywhere
But I hadn’t the liberty to choose for myself
The flowers that I loved dear

My gardener he stood by And I asked him to choose for me
He chose me the violet the lily and the pink
But those I refused all three

In June there’s a red rose bud And that’s the flower for me
For often have I plucked at the red rose bud
Til I gained the willow tree

Come all you false young men Don’t leave me to complain
For grass that has often been trampled underfoot
Given time it will rise again 

The Spirit of Mother Jones

Andy Irvine 2010

Jones cofounded the Industrial Workers of the World. "She worked as a teacher and dressmaker, but after her husband and four children all died of yellow fever in 1867 and her dress shop was destroyed in the Great Chicago Fire of 1871, she began working as an organizer for the Knights of Labor and the United Mine Workers union. From 1897, at about 60 years of age, she was known as Mother Jones. In 1902 she was called "the most dangerous woman in America" for her success in organizing mine workers and their families against the mine owners. In 1903, to protest the lax enforcement of the child labor laws in the Pennsylvania mines and silk mills, she organized a children's march from Philadelphia to the home of President Theodore Roosevelt in New York."

Andy Irvine: https://andyirvine.bandcamp.com/track/the-spirit-of-mother-jones

Mother Jones is dead and gone she could no longer stay
No one knew how old she was but she was often heard to say
How she was born in 1830 in the sweet County Cork
But she crossed the foaming billows till she landed in New York

Chorus:
Mother Jones the miners’ angel must be treated with respect
She’s an old-fashioned lady and you never would suspect
That this gown and this bonnet would fill the rich man full of dread
“She’s the most dangerous woman in America!”, they said

I see her marching down the street with her umbrella in her hand
I can hear her still at Ludlow where the miners made a stand
And she says: “John D. will you kindly tell to me
How could you let your troopers lay them thirteen children down?”

In the horrors of West Virginia and in Colorado too
Mother Jones and her miners they never could subdue
And the men they fought and died in their tents and shanty towns
And the women stood like a wall of steel that nothing could batter down

“And it’s now for the evils of child labour”, says she
And the march of the mill children took place in nineteen three
From Philadelphia to New York and she says: “I’m going to show
Wall Street the flesh and blood they squeeze to make their dough”

When she died in 1930 O the sadness was profound
And they laid her to rest in a Union burial ground
And she lies in Mount Olive where the midnight wind it moans
“Stand up for the Union!”, cries the spirit of Mother Jones

The rich man and his police and his pulpit and his press
Got away with murder then they’d get away with it yet
But we’ll form a mighty union and we won’t be overthrown
And we never will forget the spirit of Mother Jones 

The Things We Love

Dougie MacLean 1999

Scattered like gold from Dunkeld to Aberfeldy
Seasons unfold, oh that’s the things we love.
Walk through the field in the frost of a winter morning;
Nature revealed, that’s the things we love

Chorus:
No, don’t ask us to take what we can give her,
She lives inside us and we know her well.
There’s no right reason to fear or to forgive her;
It’s so easy, it’s just the things we love.

Standing alone on top of the Ben A Caly;
Great rocking stone, that’s the things we love.
Catching the eye of the owl in the early morning,
Great buzzards cry ‘that’s the things we love’.